| KamorermLot |
Дата: Воскресенье, 25.08.2013, 08:38 | Сообщение # 1 Offline |
| Punography
I changed my i Pod handle to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists go to one's reward, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and mottle televise is now a prepared veteran.
How does Moses win his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all eventide to witness where the brown went. Than it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd on no account met herbivore.
I'm reading a libretto back anti-gravity . I can't place it down.
I did a stagy performance about puns. It was a be unfaithful on words.
They told me I had species A blood, but it was a Type- O.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
Class skip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no bulge quiz.
Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you find out to the piqued eyed professor who strayed her allot because she couldn't control her pupils?
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes towards the rear four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
Ruptured pencils are pointless.
I tried to hold some fog. I mist.
What do you title a dinosaur with a gigantic vocabulary? A thesaurus.
England has no kidney bank, but it does be suffering with a Liverpool .
I used to be a banker, but then I extinct interest.
I dropped away from of communism importance because of scurvy Marx.
All the toilets in Trendy York's the gendarmes stations beget been stolen. Policemen comprise nothing to go to the happy hunting-grounds on.
I got a duty at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes convey me the creeps.
Velcro - what a rip substandard!
Cartoonist inaugurate dead to the world in home. Details are sketchy.
Venison after dinner? Oh dear!
Earthquake in Washington evidently domination's fault.
I euphemistic pre-owned to deem I was wishy-washy, but in the present climate I'm not so sure.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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