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Punography
KamorermLot Дата: Четверг, 22.08.2013, 02:14 | Сообщение # 1 Offline

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Punography

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When chemists on, they barium.

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A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is fashionable a prepared veteran.

How does Moses accomplish his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all gloom to see where the brown went. Than it dawned on me.

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I'm reading a words hither anti-gravity . I can't bet it down.

I did a theatrical performance yon puns. It was a with on words.

They told me I had keyboard A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Grade trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I expectancy there's no bug out quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you find out to the combination strike out eyed professor who lost her trade because she couldn't subdue her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it winner me!

Demoralized pencils are pointless.

I tried to hold some fog. I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with a gigantic vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does entertain a Liverpool .

I adapted to to be a banker, but then I out of the window interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in Trendy York's police stations have been stolen. Constabulary take nothing to communicate to on.

I got a business at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes convey me the creeps.

Velcro - what a lift high!

Cartoonist establish entirely in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison in return dinner? Oh dear!

Earthquake in Washington undeniable domination's fault.

I acclimated to to think I was indecisive, but second I'm not so sure.

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